All you are dying to know about Potato

First of all, if you have not had the supreme delight of meeting Potato, you are probably wondering who (what) Potato is. Potato is a stuffed animal of sorts, in that he is a stuffed toy, except he is a potato, and we all know potatoes are not animals.

Other information on Potato

When was Potato born?

December 25, 1987

Where was Potato purchased?

At Pic N'Save, in Reseda, California, at the cost of $4.44. He came in a sack of burlap, with his own couch, empty soda can, magazine, and television remote controller.

Where has Potato resided?

He spent much of his childhood in Woodland Hills, California, moved up to Berkeley in 1994, and moved back to Woodland Hills in the year 2000. He is, however, a world traveler, and has been to many places, including Alaska, New York, Texas, Florida, the Caribbean, and Mexico.

How are Potato's intellectual capabilities?

Quite good. In fact, it is safe to say that Potato is smarter than the average potato.

What does Potato like to do?

Perhaps the question would be phrased better as "What does Potato like not to do?" not because Potato likes to do a great deal, but on the contrary, likes not to do. He lies in bed generally and would occasionally go to school with Lisa, Keeper of Potato, when she was a student. These days Potato is feeling a bit frail and does not get out much.

What does Potato eat?

Sugar and french fries if he knows they are from the bad side of the family. He would go to the market with Lisa to pick out the bad potatoes, but she can spot them herself these days.

What is Potato's love life like?

Perhaps that is best left for Potato to answer himself. If you are completely smitten by the Potato, do email me and I will try to get him in touch with you.

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